- 11 Hottest Got Milk? Models Of All Time
- Whoa, Nina Senicar has a 10/10 bikini busting body
- Meh, these guys play nothing but speed metal
- As you all know… Adriana Lima is totally drop dead sexy
- Olga Fonda kicks off the new week and daily links
Posted: 03 Oct 2011 03:16 PM PDT
[Written by Jonathan Burda from survivingu.com]
The formula I used to calculate each girl's place is too long and cumbersome for most of your simple minds. Just know this. This is the absolute list. What I say goes. There are no mistakes. If your favourite spank skank didn't make the list doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. It means you should upgrade to my skanks. By skanks I mean lovely, beautiful, talented, celebrities, with nice breasteses and fit asses.
If I'd never heard her sing or seen Austin Powers 3 she would have been in the top 5.
10. Lindsay Lohan
All that coke and alcohol seems to be working lately. She hasn't looked this good in years.
It's because of her daily glass of milk that she was able to take Chris Brown's beating on the chin like a real woman.
8. Taylor Swift
I don’t say I liker her songs but she’s damn cute and her Got Milk ad is a great example of that.
7. Mandy Moore
Face of an Angel. Body of a man.
6. Sofia Vergara
Yep, we all have a thing for this peach.
5. Angelina Jolie
She would have been number one if we'd done this list 5 years ago. Now she's aging terribly. In 5 more years she's going to be just a skeleton with big voluptuous lips. Better get your jerks in before then.
4. Britney Spears
She's the hottest thing in the world. She's bald. She kinda hot. She fat. She's hot again. It's hard to tell what's going on with her but for the time being she's looking as good as she has in a long time. In her prime she had the greatest white girl ass in the world. And that's something we should never forget.
3. Elizabeth Hurley
Aging like fine wine.
2. Carrie Underwood
Why ranked so high? I told you guys I don't have to explain myself! But watch any of her music videos and find out for yourself.
1. Christine Brinkley
Since the major theme of the list was milk and the nutritional benefits it produces there is no better ambassador for the campaign than Christine Brinkley. The woman's been stunning for the last four decades and she doesn't look to be slowing down. She's been hot. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Sexy. All that good stuff rolled into one for the last 40 years. Let that sink in for a moment. 40 fucking years! Most of the models on this list were lucky to get a few good years before they went totally downhill. Not Christine. You should feel no guilt or shame jacking it to a grandmother this hot.
Remember kids, milk is an excellent source of vitamins and minerals, particularly calcium. It has long been recognised for its important role in bone health. Nutritionists recommend that milk and other dairy products should be consumed daily as part of a balanced diet.Brosome - Awesome stuff for Bros! | Permalink to 11 Hottest Got Milk? Models Of All Time
Posted: 03 Oct 2011 02:47 PM PDT
So… here’s the bodaciously hot and still criminally underrated Serbian beauty Nina Senicar looking like the definition of perfection in this brand new swimwear photoshoot. Wow, and I thought a batch of bikini candids with her was scorching hot. This is like a supernova of hotness!!!
I haven’t been seeing a whole lot of this girl in the past couple of months but you know what? This brand new photoshoot definitely makes up for lost time and I’m sure you’ll forgive me for not featuring her until this day on our site. Hot, Hot, hot! Enjoooy!Brosome - Awesome stuff for Bros! | Permalink to Whoa, Nina Senicar has a 10/10 bikini busting body
Posted: 03 Oct 2011 02:00 PM PDT
Posted: 03 Oct 2011 01:53 PM PDT
I really can’t think of a better way to jump start your engines in this brand new week other than posing this massive lingerie photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret with one of their sexiest angels and coincidentally one of the hottest women on the planet in this last decade!
Here’s good ol’ Adriana Lima showing off her fantastic/mesmerizing/breathtaking curves in skimpy lingerie from Victoria’s Secret and looking drop dead sexy while doing so. Yeah, I know some of you guys are a bit tired of gawking at photos with this peach in lingerie but I really can’t get enough of her. No matter how many photos I’ve already seen with this peach.. I still wanna see more, and more, and more.
I think Adriana is freaking hot from head to toe, and she’s even hotter when she shows off her awesome rack in lingerie, which I just happen tot think is one of the most incredible racks in the known galaxy. So yeah, Adriana is still freaking hot as usual, and this new photoshoot is proof. Enjoy!Brosome - Awesome stuff for Bros! | Permalink to As you all know… Adriana Lima is totally drop dead sexy
Posted: 03 Oct 2011 01:04 PM PDT
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